I’m sure he’d be proud too
So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.
AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..
get the fuck out
I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick
please calm down ma’m
I’m a guy
Anonymous said: reasons to love shayley/hannily?
- They ship themselves! Even came up with their own ship name.
- They’re trolls that embrace and encourage the shipping.
- They spoil us with pictures and cuteness.
- They go on cute double dates/couples holidays with their boyfriends
- They’re friends with each other’s friends.
- They can’t get through their scenes without laughing.
- They’re the biggest Hannily shippers.
- They sleep together a lot.
- Almost as much as Ashley rides Shay.
- They get sick together.
- Ashley calls her Shannon.
- And always teases her about being Canadian.
- They remember how they first met.
- They practically live in Ashley’s dressing room.
- Let’s not forget the endless singing and dancing.
- They’re super supportive and proud of each other.
- They miss each other when they’re apart.
- They love each other soooo much.
- And are just generally all around really adorable, hot and hilarious together. Someone stop me from linking every post ever.
*finds nice lyric by the 1975* *looks up meaning of it* *actually about blow jobs* *tru*
Okay I have seen this in my feed like 5 times now and I still don’t know what lyric is about blowjobs
basically this entire song
I THOUGHT IT WAS TAKING UP YOUR MOUTH AS IN KISSING THE HELL OUT OF IT NOT SHOVING A DICK IN IT
and of course we can’t forget
Happy Birthday Chloe Beale!!! (actually i didn’t knew that was her birthday today, where do you get that info guys?? is awesome and creepy at the same time, anyways…) i think i was just in time?? the first photo is a close up because i think my stuff looks better in close up so…
now rendering and then editing the video!!! yaaaassss!!
i hope you like it guys and thanks a lot for everything, love you awesome nerds