jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

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cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

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lipstick-lesbian:

reblog this if you’re a girl who likes girl

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stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

(Source: clarkchan1211)

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137,702 Plays

(Source: begofmcvey)

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ed-thecat:

Portrait Drawing /// Ed Sheeran
Ballpoint Pen

ed-thecat:

Portrait Drawing /// Ed Sheeran

Ballpoint Pen

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scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

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settledownmatty:

1975fans:

band-for-10-years:

grammatical—mistakes:

the—1—9—7—5:

1975fans:

*finds nice lyric by the 1975* *looks up meaning of it* *actually about blow jobs* *tru*

Okay I have seen this in my feed like 5 times now and I still don’t know what lyric is about blowjobs

basically this entire song

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I THOUGHT IT WAS TAKING UP YOUR MOUTH AS IN KISSING THE HELL OUT OF IT NOT SHOVING A DICK IN IT

IM CRUYING

and of course we can’t forget

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cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

(Source: deadtrash)

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tinytmas:

moyaofthemist:

frostlawyer:

frostlawyer:

  • incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU
  • police procedural AU
  • bookstore AU
  • reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
  • platonic living together AU
  • lawyers AU

(Source: aroharveyspecter)

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supertrout95:

seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

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i-effed-it-all-up:

do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was

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imakittykat-and-i-dance:

Happy Birthday Chloe Beale!!! (actually i didn’t knew that was her birthday today, where do you get that info guys?? is awesome and creepy at the same time, anyways…) i think i was just in time?? the first photo is a close up because i think my stuff looks better in close up so…

Original Here

now rendering and then editing the video!!! yaaaassss!!

i hope you like it guys and thanks a lot for everything, love you awesome nerds

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